Hello there, dear.
The name's Johnny. Johnny Rotten.
I don't bite... very hard.
Stay a little while, we can chat over some tea.
I'll try to be on my best behaviour...
[ roleplay blog -- obviously ]
[ I track the tag #itsjohnnyrotten if you make a post for me ]
*throws an end table through the window and plops down in the middle of the room, breaking open pens and getting ink all over himself*